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45 Chemistry Pick Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Reaction

Chemistry nerds, it’s your time to shine. These pick up lines will help you break the frozen H2O.

The scenario: You’re trying to impress your latest Tinder match, chemistry class crush, or your significant other who appreciates science as much as you do. You’ve already memorized all of these Tinder pick-up lines, flirty knock-knock jokes, and cheesy pick up lines, and you really want to tout some of your chemistry knowledge that you’ve picked up over the years (who said all those chemistry courses went to waste?!). So, you clicked on this story to give yourself some reaction-worthy pick-up line ideas (get it? Reaction-worthy?) that anyone would appreciate.

Well, we have good news: You’re in the right place, and we have a plethora of chemistry pick-up lines for you to add to your list. From the periodic table and chemical reactions to chemistry memes and atomic and molecular chemistry pick-up lines, these are pretty much guaranteed to get a chuckle out of your match, crush, or significant other—even if they’re not chemistry nerds. (And if you don’t work in the science field, here’s the excuse you’ve been looking for to finally put all of that chemistry knowledge to good use. Thank us later.)

Periodic table pick-up lines

1. Are you made of uranium and iodine? Because all I can see is U and I together.
2. You’re made of oxygen and neon, right? Because you’re definitely the ONe.
3. Are you made of copper? Because I can Cu in a relationship with me.
4. You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.
5. Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Because you’re F-I-Ne.
6. You must be made of beryllium, gold, and titanium because you’re BeAuTi-ful.
7. I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.
8. Scientists recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium and it looks like you’re made out of it.
9. If you were an element you’d be Francium because you’re the most attractive.
10. My favorite element is uranium because I love U.
11. Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you
12. My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you’re close to me.

Chemical reaction pick-up lines

13. Are you the acid to my litmus paper? Because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
14. I must be magnesium and you must be oxygen because I light up when I’m with you.
15. You’re so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor meltdown.
16. I undergo anaerobic respiration when you’re near because you take my breath away.
17. You’re hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
18. You must have an extraordinary heat capacity because you are hot!
19. I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic. Care to plot some data points?
20. Is it cool if I stick to you like glue-cose?
21. Hey, want to swap oxidation numbers?
22. We must be galvanic cells because there’s definitely electricity between us.

Atomic and molecular pick-up lines

     23. Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?

     24. Excuse me, have you lost an electron? Because you are positively attractive!

     25. Hey, I’ve got my ion you!

     26. You’re a pretty perfect arrangement of atoms.

     27. I’m so strongly attracted to you that scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.

    28. Are you a triple bond? Because you look like alkynes of fun.

29. We must have an ionic bond because it’s difficult to break.
30. Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
31. Are you an anion? Because I’m positive we’re meant to be together.
32. I might be a chemistry major, but I’d never Bohr you.
33. My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
34. I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.

Miscellaneous chemistry pick-up lines

35. You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… because without you, my universe wouldn’t            “matter.”

36. According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

37. Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

38. So, what’s your quantum number?

39. Your PH must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.

40. RNA is my favorite nucleic acid because it has U in it.

41. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.

42. Quick! Get in the safety shower, because you’re on fire!

43. So, your lab or my lab?

44. Even the Kelvin scale couldn’t measure how hot you are.

45. My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.

Chemistry Pick Up Lines to Try on Your Crush

The best chemistry pickup line is sure to set off the reaction for chemical attraction! Here is a collection of cute, corny, funny, and possibly even effective chemistry pick up lines.

For best effect, wear a lab coat while delivering a chemistry pick-up line. Safety goggles may help you out, but wearing disposable gloves might come across as creepy. If you really want to make an impression, learn a few science magic tricks. Who wouldn’t be impressed by your ability to breathe fire or make glowing drinks?

1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
2. Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.
3. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
4. You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
5. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
6. If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
7. Chemists do it on the table periodically.
8. You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.
9. Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
10. If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.
11. Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you!
12. According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
13. You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.
14. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.
15. Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
16. I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.
17. Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
18. You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
19. You must be fluorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
20. I must be a diamond because you gave me a hardness of 10.
21. How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
22. If you were an element you’d be francium because you’re the most attractive.
23. You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
24. My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
25. ou make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
26. You’re hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
27. When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
28. I’m so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
29. Let’s find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.
30. We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
31. You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
32. Let’s get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
33. I want to stick to you like glucose.
34. I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
35. Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
36. Are you into science? Because I LAB you!
37. Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
38. Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
39. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
40. Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
41. My name? It’s Bond. Covalent Bond.
42. My name is Bond. Ionic Bond.
43. Honey, we’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?
44. You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
45. How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
46. Baby, you must be an alkali metal. One touch and I can tell you’re highly reactive.
47. You must be made of uranium and iodine, because I can see U and I together.
48. You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
49. Your lab or my lab?

Cute Chemistry Pick Up Lines

1. Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.
2. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
3. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
4. You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
5. I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.
6. My name? It’s Bond. Covalent Bond.
7. The name is Bond. Ionic Bond.
8. Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
9. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
10. If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
11. Chemists do it on the table periodically.
12. You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.
13. Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
14. If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.
15. Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you!
16. According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
17. Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how hot I think you are.
18. You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.
19. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.
20. Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
21. Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
22. You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
23. You must be fluorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
24. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
25. I must be a diamond because you gave me a hardness of 10.
26. How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
27. If you were an element you’d be francium because you’re the most attractive.
28. You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
29. My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
30. I wish your name was Avogadro, because then I would already know your number.
31. You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
32. You’re hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
33. When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
34. I’m so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
35. Let’s find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.
36. We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
37. You’re sweeter than fructose.
38. You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
39. Let’s get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
40. I want to stick to you like glucose.
41. I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
42. Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
43. Are you into science? Because I LAB you!
44. You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
45. Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
46. Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
47. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
48. Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
49. Honey, we’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?
50. You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
51. How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
52. Baby, you must be an alkali metal. One touch and I can tell you’re highly reactive.
53. You raise my dopamine levels.
54. You must be made of uranium and iodine, because I can see U and I together.
55. You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
56. Your lab or my lab?

More Science and Math Pick Up Lines

Expand your geeky dating repertoire with these science and math pick up lines:

1. You look sweeter than 3.14.
2. Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you make me speechless.
3. You must be the square root of negative 1 because there is no way that you can be real.
4. I know hundreds of digits of Pi, but I really want to know the 7 digits of your phone number.
5. If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
6. You must be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
7. I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.
8. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
9. If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
10. What’s your sine?
11. Blood is red. Cyanosis is blue. I get tachycardia when I think of you.
12. You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
13. I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
14. Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight. 
15. Are you the sine of pi/2? Because you are the 1.

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